Thursday, 19 October 2017

Mic-O-Biology

you can watch the video of the performance on the link below




1,2, mic check, mic check can you hear me? Hello…Hello…
It is the first time I am speaking you know, so I have to check.
By the way, I introduced myself in the first line, did you miss it?
1,2, mic check, mic check can you hear me?
The name is “Phone”, “Microphone”, you all know me as mic!
I have given a voice to so many, but never was my own voice heard.
Thanks to this old fat girl here tonight ye humans, I speak to you.
Wow! it is scary talking through me! I am getting a bit nervous up here.

 I am the one who sends your voice out there for the world to hear.
The first few times you are shit scared but after that,
 I have seen you guys revel in holding me, in romancing me,
 I give you a persona, I give you a purpose, I give you the guts to spill your own guts out in public!
Off course, I am nothing without the Speaker guy standing right up there,
Hey old buddy, all good? You shouting all ok?
Ya that’s why I send you strepsils on all your birthdays dude.
And then there are our human friends too, they keep our shouting and shrieking in check.
 Hey, you there, let’s grab a beer later!


Like all great inventions, I was born out of a necessity, well you guys thought it’s a necessity.
Your unquenchable need to be heard, and not just heard but heard loud by as many as possible.
You have become so loud, that silence has a price tag sold to you as meditation courses,
 nirvana camps and nature treks.
Nevertheless, I still admired your spunk to step up, to speak your mind, you had no veils of illuminated screens to hide behind. But now, even your fingers speak with your fancy schmancy internet, tharki sala!
He can’t hold a candle to me, not with his faceless, no standards behavior.
That chappri will give a voice to anyone, but to hold me you need to earn it, you need to have the courage and integrity to literally stand for your beliefs!!


Anyway, one of you made me, to convert sound energy in form of pressure waves into electrical signals, but you guys aren’t interested in all this scientific jargon.
You know the first time you played with me was as a child when you attached two cups with a string and whispered in one so that your friend could hear through the other.
This is called the ‘Lovers’ Telephone’, so I may have helped you land a play date or two.
Speaking of telephones, good old Uncle Bell used me in his telephone, so I have surely helped you land some real dates as well!
But despite of doing all that for you, how could you allow the worst of your lot to touch me!
 I have endured so much!
Are you even aware what bad breath some people have, and then in their nervousness they end up kissing me a lot of times, there’s tongue action involved, come on in public stop embarrassing me!
And don’t even get me started on the sweaty palms…
When some of you guys sing, you know on the drunken karaoke nights especially,
That’s when I question my existence,
I curse the day I was born for I become the medium for those horrendous voices to reach out there.
But how much harm can a bad voice do really? A little annoyance perhaps.
But those so-called world leaders of yours with their nuke threats and rocket man and dotards;
their pathetic agendas of ethnic cleansing, racism, religion;
the platitudes they spout, the empty promises they make, the pompous self-praising speeches;
their crippled views on terrorism and feminism and humanity;
those rabble-rousers just provoke you and use me mercilessly to spread their evil.

“Oh man, oh man
There is so much you can
But all you do is ban this ban that
You are not making any fan
I feel like taking a pan and hitting you blue and black till you tan”

Come on guys, it’s the first time I am talking and it’s poetry night so I thought I will rhyme a little.
Okay, okay standards and all!! getting back to your dotards, I just feel like yelling shut the fuck up!
They make me feel like grasping my chord and strangling myself with it.
If my existence is a medium for their voices to be heard, then I would take a violent death over it anytime.

But then I hear there’s a poetry slam,
 I hear the voices of reason and social change and emotion.
 Here, I hear incarcerated hearts, make a prison break for freedom,
And even though they leave behind a few teardrops, I feel fulfilled to have aided and abetted these emotions.
I hear the comedians, the laughs they generate and the joy it creates.
I hear your fingers create magic on a guitar or a harmonium, the music wafting through me making the universe sway.
I hear, the lilting voices, the soulful melodies, the profound stories.
I hear the voice of a brave journalist pushing out the naked truth.
I hear the excitement filled voice of a child on his first time on stage.
And I loosen my grip over that chord.
I still feel hopeful for your kind, as long as there is art and love and truth.

You know I am just a mic, some of you may be hallucinating that I am talking to you tonight
But I have no life, no voice, no soul.

But you do, don’t you?

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