SANTA CLAUS BHETATO BAPPALA!!
SANTA - HO HO HO!!! MERRY CHRISTMAS
BAPPA- Kay re khokla zala ka?? Sitofaladi churna ghe, pan Ramdev Baba cha nako han naitar dokyavar ubha rahun ghyava lagel.
SANTA (puneri santa aslya mule marathit boltoy, chaat padu naka)- Arre khokla kay, style ahe ti apli!!
BAPPA- Style maraychi tar hai kay lamb daadhi, safed kes, mansane kasa takatak rahava.
SANTA- Tuji sond kay fashion statment mhanavi ka mag?
BAPPA- Unique ahe boss!! Barr hya pattyacha kay prakaran?
SANTA- Zara pot aat java mhanun yaar.
BAPPA- Hahaha, asa patta bandhun kahi nahi vhaycha, pahate uthun kapalbhati kar roz! Me bagh kasa fit and fine ahe.
SANTA- Ho ka, shwas sod ata!
BAPPA- Pakadlas rao! Apan kharach pot kami karuya doghani, full Sallu sarkha six pack abs.
SANTA- Hai chukicha ahe rao, tuje modak hadadun zale ata maza gaud-dhod khaycha season ahe tar tang nako ghalus madhe!
BAPPA- Barr rahila tar mag! Speaking of Sallu, tyala kay yanda bhet??
SANTA- Teh sodun kay pan bol bhava! tya vatela me jat nahi, ek tar maji gadi zaliy zuni tyat maja deer chya jivala dhoka!!
BAPPA- Lolz, tula choice tari ahe re mala tar murti basavtat tithe java lagta, tyat halli pratyek nakyavar char mandala, dumchak hote re maji!
SANTA- Kharay, barr mala zara madat kar re hya mulanchya changlya vaet vagnyacha hishob karaychay.
BAPPA- Chimurdyanchya vagnyache kasle re hishob kartos, mulach ti deun tak saglyana kay teh gifts.
SANTA- Tehi barobarach, tu pudya re kaslya bandhat basla ahes?
BAPPA- Arre tulach dyayla, buddhichya pudya bandhtoy aplya mothya mulan sathi, je swatala 'adult' mhanavtat!! Me khup prayatna kela re vataycha pan shantabai cha dhinganya samor maza awazach nahi pochla tyancha paryant! Tu jatos sumdit ratricha, tu vatun ye.
SANTA- Kahi upyog nahi tyana pudya vatun; zoplelyana uthavu shaku re, pan zopecha saung karnaryana kasa kay uthvaycha?!?!
BAPPA- Yogya bollas, chal jaude toh paha samorun Hanmya yetoy, apan jaun six packs chya tips gheu!
PUNERI PATI- Fakt hassu naka, bodh ghya!
© Sneha Karle, 24th December, 2015
